dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

Warsan Shire (via absea)

(Source: kenobi-wan-obi)

grasstafarian:

I miss everyone,
All at once and all the time,
Even those I hate.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know whaat you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist